| | This Online Journal is a public forum for the individual that can only be known as Dan Luke.
He is a burnt out kid who is going to liberal arts college to become a writer and musician, because he sucks at school and sports.
He has yellowish-golden (note: its been fading) hair, which was originally dyed this strange red color. His natural hair color is vanilla.
His parents are both republican. He however, is a liberal due to the fact that he watches the daily show every night.
He sometimes posts terrible short stories here. No one cares.
He often in the "foot massage womanly orgasm technique", always wear socks around him (when asked how to do this technique he responds, "AN-CHENT CHIN-HEESE SHEEK-RET, and then cackles "HO HO HO" merrily).
He is working on a soundtrack to a movie that probably won't exist.
He dosen't have a girlfriend.
He is working on a concept album that is really friggin' raw... or terrible
He will be forced to shave his head into a mo-hawk so he isn't called a "fuckin' faggot" when he attends colombia college next year.
He is trying to find out what he is supposed to be, where he is supposed to be, and why he is supposed to be.
He sometimes eats strawberry sour patch kids, using money he mugged from the homless.
He wants your children.
He once mugged Aunt Jemimah and kicked her ribs in unknowingly.
He stores all of his toe-nail clippings in an old peanut butter container, when asked why, he simply responds "Pickles" and then laughs manically like a crackhead.
He has a father, this father owns a Golden Tee machine. Sometimes late a night he'll hear his father saying "YEEE-HAW, DANGOLDPARFOURDINGDOGGGGG!". He often contemplates jumping out a window after this.
This Online Journal is a public forum for the individual that can only be known as Dan Luke.
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| | Posted 1/17/2006 7:08 PM - 3 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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