A while back (About a year ago) I started experimenting with this stuff
called "free form writing" something I made up to pass the time in
Creative Writing.
It was like this: You just type.
Whatever, whatever it was that flowed out of your insane head, whatever
it was that you thought of right on the spot, you just typed it there.
Anyway, I found this on my hinsdale south local hard drive and thought it was pretty awesome, check it out:
HOW MANY SILLY ROBOTS DOES IT TAKE TO BLOW UP THE EARTH?
I’M NOT SURE! ARE YOU? HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. WHOA.
HEY YOU’RE OUT OF HAND.
YOU’RE SO BLAND. YOU’RE THE MAN.
HOW MANY SILLY RABBITS DOES IT TAKE TO FILL A FOREST?
THEY MATE. AND MATE. AND MATE. AND MATE. LIKE DRUNK TEENAGERS.
HOW MANY ENCHANTED TEA KETTLES DOES IT TAKE TO TAKE OVER THE
UNIVERSE? Five.
HOW MANY MULES DOES IT TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH A TRANSATLANTIC
FLIGHT ON A TRACTOR?
MY HARD-DRIVE CRASHED IT’S A MAXTOR. I CALL MY FRIEND JOHNNY
BAXTOR, HE OWNS A STORE GOIN’ IN THROUGH THE BACKS DOOR. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY.
HEY.
THE ENCHANGED LOLLIPOP MEADOWS ARE YEARNING FOR YOUR
PRESENCE. JOIN US AND THE UNICORNS AS WE MAKE OUR WAY INTO THE WHITE SNAKE
CONCERT. I DON’T LIKE THE STRAIGHT JACKET. I REALLY DON’T.
MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE. AND YOU. SHOULD FEEL.
BELITTLED. ASHAMED. DEFLIED. ROMAINE. I am your apple. Wapple. Grapple stapple
happle.
Snapple is made of 100% Fruit Juice.
AND THEY MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE
V8 juice tastes like dying
AND THEY MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE
And the sun sets leaving all eggs frying
AND THEY MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE
And in the end when In bed I am lying
AND THEY MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE AND MATE
I will.. I will… I will… do your remember buying?
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